Loco Bowie is a unique fey from the primordial chaos, elven in aspect, who went from enemy of the company to husband of Sisi. No other Bowie or lineage like him exists, save the loose label ser feicósmico (“fey-cosmic being”).
| Type | Character (fey) |
| Spouse | Sisi |
| Spanish entry | Loco Bowie |
Description
A warning couplet circulates about him: «No te cases con el loco boy» (“Don’t marry the crazy boy”).
His laugh and his dogs announce him. He is “a handsome, half-androgynous knight”, elven but with more muscular arms than a common elf. He wears no flowered shirt or mask (as one version claims) but a green crystal. His eyes look honey-green, yet inside they spin “like novas”: the emerald, mark of his origin in the chaos. He is chaotic and neutral in temperament, loyal to no fixed side; his longevity is discussed in elven terms.
He carries relics, bows and “master’s weapons of the house” (which house is not said). From his hilt “a sword of light was generated”.
Activities
He hunts and travels. His recorded trail:
- Games of Zaira: arriving with gremlins, some faceless, he defends the green dome. Each trial has its color and defender; green, his signature color, is his. He sides with the house, not the contestants.
- A ship, onto which he brought a small dog that stowed away.
- The circle of menhirs, to whose interior he withdrew after defeating the Wild Hunt in battle; it has been his by right of victory since.
He is also called “the one of the labyrinth”.
History
He is recorded passing “from enemy of the party to husband of Sisi”, and later among the company’s allies. Sisi married him against the couplet.
Open questions
- What a ser feicósmico is, which house forged his weapons, and whether the labyrinth is a place, title or house.
- Why he was the company’s enemy and what changed his side.
- What binds the faceless gremlins to him; whether the stowaway dog is one of his hounds; his number of dogs, height and age.
- A truncated mention describes a “David Bowie” with political or military influence; whether it is the same figure is unknown.
- Who first sang the couplet, and what befalls whoever marries the crazy boy.